H U R Q A L Y A S Y N D I C A T E

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HURQALYA SYNDICATE is an apocalyptic anal gnostic e-zine edited by [REDACTED] and gur. HURQALYA SYNDICATE is the messianic anus, the engine of the global becoming-immanent shabbat. “everything is VIOLENCE BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS LIGHT” –[REDACTED] “one day we will be greater than what we are.” –gur dimei Our team: [REDACTED] is the spirit of terror and massive sexually violent generative hyperactivity. he is the shi'a khattabi libidinal dominator of keneset yisrael. [REDACTED] is being prosecuted and excommunicated by the authorities of the global international community, to which he is a terror. [REDACTED] with his followers somewhere in the Iranian-Afghan border, 2008. Gur Dimei is an abundant resource of paschic vitality. he is a fausto-frankist wannabe edomite wandering around Galilean convenience stores drinking industrial coffee and writing absolute sha”tzposts Gur Dimei in his baathrom taking a selfie with an oopart, 1995. Scientific community hasn't been able to explain the oopart.